“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”

“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".”

“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.”

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”

“To accept good advice is but to increase one's own ability”

“Listen to advice and accept correction, then in the end you will be wise.”

“My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let 'em wonder. I never believed in givin' them too much of me.”

“The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.”

“Give advice to your children while they're young enough to believe you know what you're talking about”