Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.

The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.

Many receive advice, few profit by it.

Advice is very easy to give, and even easier not to follow, so I don't fool with it.

It seems that bad advice that's fun will always be better known than than good advice that's dull-no matter how useless that fun advice is.

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.

In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

Be yourself is the worst advice you can give to some people.

Don't be a dick!